Being a woman takes hard work,
Most men just don’t comprehend.
Just how hard it is to look so good,
On nature I can’t depend.
Long hot shower, defoliate
Shave my legs, other places too.
Eyebrows shaped, false lashes now,
Have to be stuck with glue.
Make up applied, Oh how I’ve tried,
To achieve that centre-fold face.
Underwear slipped on, the silky kind,
Feels gorgeous, all trimmed with lace.
Low cut blouse, turns people on,
Teamed with a short black skirt.
Fish net tights, five-inch stilettos,
Even if my feet hurt.
A quick totter around, perfect the walk,
Around the patio I do roam.
But quickly now, I must get changed,
Before my wife comes home!